The weekly Study Avoiding Behavior (SAB)
26/10/2015-01/11/2015: Why do squirrels swim on there back? – To Keep their nuts dry!
02/11/2015-08/11/2015: What kind of fish can’t swim? – A dead one
09/11/2015-15/11/2015: What kind of room has no doors or windows? – a Mushroom
16/11/2015-22/11/2015: When do you go at red, but stop at green? – when you are eating a watermelon
23/11/2015-29/1/2015: What has holes on each side, but can still hold water? – A sponge
30/11/2015-06/12/2015: What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea? – It sinks (facepalm?)
7/12/2015-13/12/2015: Which side of the cat has the most fur ? – The outside
14/12/2015-20/12/2015: What is orange and sounds like a parrot? – A carrot!
21/12/2015-27/12/2015: What would bears be without bees? – Ears!
28/12/2015-03/01/2015: What did the sea Say to Santa? – Nothing! It just waves
Extra christmas one: Who is Santa’s favourite singer? – Elf-is Presley!
04/01/2016-10/01/2016: I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I? – A stamp
11/01/2016-17/01/2016: What bone will a dog never eat? – A trombone
18/01/2016-24/01/2016: What did one plate say to the other? – Lunch is on me
25/01/2016-31/01/2016: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? – The guardians of the galaxy!
01/02/2016-07/02/2016: What is brown and sticky? – A stick
08/02/2016-14/02/2016: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? – Because she kept running from the ball!
Valentine special: What’s the best part about Valentines Day? – The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
15/02/2016-21/02/2016: What do you call a belt made out of watches? – A waist of time!
22/02/2016-28/02/2016: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? – Pick a cod, any cod!
29/03/2016-6/03/2016: Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? – A barber
7/03/2016-13/03/2016: Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? – Because it was all in vein.
14/03/2016-20/03/2016: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick
21/03/2016-27/03/2016: What did the apple say to the banana?- Nothing apples don’t talk!
28/03/2016-3/04/2016: Why did the tomato blush? – Because it saw the salad dressing!
4/04/2016-10/04/2016: What do you call a bear without any teeth? – A gummy bear!
11/04/2016-17/04-2016: How did the hipster burn his mouth? – He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
18/04/2016-24/04/2016: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?- Breath, idiot, Breath
25/04/2016-1/05/2016: Why don’t sharks eat clowns ? because they taste funny.
02/05/2016-08/05/2016: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs? – A deck of playing cards
09/05/2016-15/05/2016: How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty? – Just one – after that, it’s not empty anymore
16/05/2016-22/05/2016: What has one eye but cannot see? – A needle!