M.S.Z.V. Tiburón

Maastricht Student Swimming Team

The weekly Study Avoiding Behavior (SAB)

By on 26 Oct, 2015 in General News | 1 comment

26/10/2015-01/11/2015: Why do squirrels swim on there back? – To Keep their nuts dry!

02/11/2015-08/11/2015: What kind of fish can’t swim? – A dead one

09/11/2015-15/11/2015: What kind of room has no doors or windows?  – a Mushroom

16/11/2015-22/11/2015: When do you go at red, but stop at green? – when you are eating a watermelon

23/11/2015-29/1/2015: What has holes on each side, but can still hold water? – A sponge

30/11/2015-06/12/2015: What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea? – It sinks (facepalm?)

7/12/2015-13/12/2015: Which side of the cat has the most fur ? – The outside

14/12/2015-20/12/2015: What is orange and sounds like a parrot? – A carrot!

21/12/2015-27/12/2015: What would bears be without bees? – Ears!

28/12/2015-03/01/2015: What did the sea Say to Santa? – Nothing! It just waves

Extra christmas one: Who is Santa’s favourite singer? – Elf-is Presley!

04/01/2016-10/01/2016: I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I? – A stamp

11/01/2016-17/01/2016: What bone will a dog never eat? – A trombone

18/01/2016-24/01/2016: What did one plate say to the other? – Lunch is on me

25/01/2016-31/01/2016: What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? – The guardians of the galaxy!

01/02/2016-07/02/2016: What is brown and sticky? – A stick

08/02/2016-14/02/2016: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? – Because she kept running from the ball!

Valentine special: What’s the best part about Valentines Day? – The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

15/02/2016-21/02/2016: What do you call a belt made out of watches? – A waist of time!

22/02/2016-28/02/2016: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? – Pick a cod, any cod!

29/03/2016-6/03/2016: Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? – A barber

7/03/2016-13/03/2016: Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? – Because it was all in vein.

14/03/2016-20/03/2016: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick

21/03/2016-27/03/2016: What did the apple say to the banana?- Nothing apples don’t talk!

28/03/2016-3/04/2016: Why did the tomato blush? – Because it saw the salad dressing!

4/04/2016-10/04/2016: What do you call a bear without any teeth? – A gummy bear!

11/04/2016-17/04-2016: How did the hipster burn his mouth? – He sipped his coffee before it was cool!

18/04/2016-24/04/2016: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?- Breath, idiot, Breath

25/04/2016-1/05/2016:  Why don’t sharks eat clowns ? because they taste funny.

02/05/2016-08/05/2016: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs? – A deck of playing cards

09/05/2016-15/05/2016: How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty? – Just one – after that, it’s not empty anymore

16/05/2016-22/05/2016: What has one eye but cannot see? – A needle!

 

 

    1 Comment

  1. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? – Bison

    Felicia

    18 November 2015

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